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FREE DOWNLOAD Þ PDF, DOC, TXT or eBook è Kate Jarvik Birch REVIEW ✓ Perfected Perfected #1 I face a fate far worse than death For fans of Kiera Cass's Selection series and Lauren DeStefano's Chemical Garden series Perfected is a chilling look at what it means to be human as well as a stunning celebration of the power of love to set us free wrapped in a glamorous and dangerous bow. Full disclosure I received a free ebook through NetGalley in exchange for an honest reviewThis is another book where I honestly don t know where to start because there are so many things wrong with it I ll try my best thoughOkay so the premise of Perfected is that genetically perfect humans are being engineered and sold as pets This is not uite stupid but so ridiculous my eyes nearly popped out of my head when I realized that Kate Jarvik Birch was tone deaf about things like politics or social movements I would have believed this premise had she actually done some decent world building instead of just setting this in what seems to be the present There s a lot of problems with setting it in the present but I ll start with the main one the American people would never again accept slaveryYes there is illegal slavery all around the globe even in the United States But for it to be ingrained into the legal system as actual legislation when the government can t even pass the simplest bill right now That s ridiculous It would be political suicide in this current culture to even mention something that might possibly be resembling slavery let alone outright slavery of human beings No one can even agree on genetically modified food for crying out loud How do you think making designer babies would go over in the next five years And for them to be made into slaves Yeah rightLike I said I would have been lenient with the premise of the books had the author done her work and did some real world building I could have understood maybe slavery coming about after some catastrophic events that reshaped the American social and political environments forever Something like a world war perhaps At least then it would have an aura of possibility But as it is saying that the legislation got passed simply because of corporate donations and pressure is so simplistic it s insulting to the readers I m Canadian and I understand that it s not that simple in American politics even with outrageous amounts of moneyIt doesn t take a cynical reader like me to realize that young beautiful girls being bought by wealthy old men is a recipe for sexual slavery It s alluded to in the novel and is revealed as the reason Ella s predecessor was removed from the home but it s never really explored or even presented realistically The fact that Ella doesn t even know what kissing is beggars belief when these girls are trained to go into the homes of wealthy men Add that to the fact they re sold into prostitution when they re no longer cute and you have to wonder why the breeders the people who create these girls don t have them spayed their word not mine in the first place or at least teach them basic sex ed Yes I know they re kept na ve and innocent but some things are just too unrealisticOkay even if I ignored all of the things wrong with Kate Jarvik Birch s premise and world building I still wouldn t be a huge fan of this book Ella has been bred and taught to be compliant so she makes a ridiculously boring narrator She s not interesting and not even really that sympathetic Penn just don t get me started on him One minute he hates the sight of Ella the next he s got his tongue in her mouth Ugh I really really really hate Insta LoveThe plot is moderately paced but there are absolutely no surprises Of course the previous girl got pregnant with the Congressman s child and was killed That s why his wife was so opposed to getting a new pet Of course Penn and Ella try to escape and claim refugee status at the Canadian border There were no real twists or turns to the plot and I don t think you have to be a cynical reader like I am to figure out what s going to happen in the end Mind you it ends on sort of a cliffhanger so they can make a franchise out of this if it does indeed become the new Chemical Garden series or The SelectionDon t be fooled by pretty covers folks It s not worth itI give this book 15 stars

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FREE DOWNLOAD Þ PDF, DOC, TXT or eBook è Kate Jarvik Birch REVIEW ✓ Perfected Perfected #1 I was bred to be the perfect pet I was bred for my beauty and grace to be a showpiece an ornament to sit upon the couch to sing to dance to play the piano and paint I was bred to willingly put my owner's happiness before my ownUntil Penn The handsome and rebellious son of the congressman who o. This book is fucking terrible Arf arf Woof wood arf RUFF Yip Arf Yelp lusty moan Ok fine That s not act0ually a uote from the book but I m just translating it into dog Why The main character is a dog No Really Bear with me Yes it is Friday night Yes I m drunk as fuck and yes this is another one od my drunken reviews but bear with me I have a point I swear to fucking god I haev a point and I mean it when I compare her to a dog It s a ruff life to wear and she s a very sheltered little pup The main character is so fucking vapid and empty headed that Bella Swan seems like Hillary Rodham Clinton in comparisonSorry for all the puns Actually I m not Hang in there My bark is worse than my bite and I swear you won t be begging for mercyOk so first off the translation of the above uote in human speak of course is this I didn t care about freedom That s not what I wanted I just wanted Penn to look at me again under the silver moon while we danced I think I prefer my translationFirst of all a warning If you re offended by drnuken ramblings get the fuck out If you don t like dog puns get the fuck out Hell if you dont like puns period you re not gonna like this review lol You don t belong here You ve been warnedOk so first off to clarify what I meant about the main character beinga dog Shes not really a dog of course But she s the human evuivalent of one Did that make you paws DAgain first off which isnt really a first off since I alreadt had a first off point up there but whatever This is not a fucking dystopian A fucking dsytopian has an actual fucking setting You don t fucknig change one fucking thinf aboutthe present and fucking call it a dystopian It doesn t make ayn fucking senseThis is what passes for a fucking seting in this book it isI don t even fucking know what year it is But for some reason theres nothing dfifnerent about it except for the fact that WE RE FUCKING BREEDING HUMANS AS PET PRETTY HUMANS PRETTY FEMALE HUMANS WHY THE FUCK AREN T THERE PRETTY BOY PETSI mean I want a pretty boy pet Purely just to sit ther so I can look at him of course I wouldn t molest hum or anything unless he looks likethisReally I wouldn t DDDD I swear on my brother s grave hint I never had a brotherBut I digreess You sersiouyl can t fucking tell this dystopian world apart from ours The only difference is taht people are fucking breeding pretty girls and keeping them as pets for wealthy people THey re breeding humans to be other humans pets for NO FUCKING REASON AT ALL I DON T FUCKING GET IT ok then DYSTOPIAN WORLD WHATEVER YOU SAY tHERE s some half assed attempt at OMG THERE S LEGISLATION PASSED SO THAT WE RE ALLOWED TO HAVE HUMAN PETS111ONE LIKE WHAT THEFUCK WHERE S THE EXPLANATION FOR THAT FOR ANYTHING IT IS NOT A FUCKING DYSTOPIANOK now we go back to my original point was there one the reason I called this girl a dog Ella is 17 She is human She is a dog She is human but she has been specificlly bred for her looks so that she could sit in someone s fucking living room and be pampered and cared for and loved until she loses her looks and then she gets send to the fucking RED DOOR Aka the room where all dogs go to dieSo people really like their dogs irl We fucking breed the hell out of them Some of them turn out well like thisSOme of them have had the fucking shit bred out of them so that they can barely breathe so they end up lookoing like this I m sorry dog lovers but you can t tell me taht is a pretty dog Purebred or not that is an ugly fucker That is a face not even a mother could loveElla is not ugly On the contrary she is exceedingly beautful but that s where it ends She is petite small pretty blonde lovely beyond words And she is a complete waste of fucking airIn this fucking dystopian future we have the euivalent of the American Kennel Society or whatever it is that breeds purebred puppies Ella is one of these dogs I m not calling her a dog as in man she s a dog meaning she s ugly or yo what up dawg I m calling her a dog because she is the fucking human euivalent of a dog Ella was bred to be sold Ella was bred to be pretty Ella is bred to be fucking useless at everything but blinking and shitting And if she shits she s got to shit daintily because she s been fucking trained her entire fucking life to be a good fucking dog Girl Whatver to her mastersELla is so fucking subservient it drives me nuts Yes I realize that she was born and raised for a purpose it s the fact taht she remains like this for the entire fucking book that drives me nuteELla can t readElla can t swimElla can t take a piss without asking her masters for permissionELla has to look pretty so she can t eat anything but like salads and lentilsElla has been raised her entire fucking life in an enclosed school of fellow girl dogs called the Greenwich Kennel literally a fucking KENNEL so she has no fucking clue of what the real world is like Which doesn t really fucking matter because we don t really see the fucking dystopian world at allELla really is a dog She has a microchip tracking device implanted inside her She can be like what the FUCK man She can be chained and forced to live outside if she misbehaves She was raised to be a pet and she s absolutely fucking content to be nothing but a wealthy family s pet for 95% of the fucking bookAbsolutely nothing happens in this book Nothing There is a hideous amount of insta love that will give you paws Ella meets a boy the son of the man who bought her He hates her Then for some fucking reason 5 seconds later they re in fucking love and she would give her life to be with him I couldn t ignore him The need to be with him was a sickness All I wanted was to be back in the garden with himPeople try to rescue her beacuse there s a 2 sentence attempt at a subplot of FREE THE DOG GENETICALLY BRED GIRLS that doesn t even fucking work because the fucking second someone rescues her all she can think of is OMG I HAVE TO GET BACK TO MY PAMPERED LIFESTYLE AND BE WITH MY MASTER AND THE BOY I LOVETHe insta love is so fucking strong I don t believe it at all It is not love It s infatuation It is omg I hate you you are not natural omg you like my music ok I m in love with you now let s fuckYeahFuck that shitIt is fine to have a naive character It is not fine for that character to be an empty headed fucking vapid brat who does fucking nothing bt fall into insta love for much of the novel It is not fine to have zero character dvelopment and no serious plotBut then again I am a bitch

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FREE DOWNLOAD Þ PDF, DOC, TXT or eBook è Kate Jarvik Birch REVIEW ✓ Perfected Perfected #1 Wns me he's the only person who's seen past my perfect exterior to the girl underneath Falling for him is forbidden Falling for him is freeingBut there's a dark underworld lurking beneath my pampered life The only thing dangerous than staying with Penn's family is escaping it because if I fail. Perfected is the first book in a series Book 3 is due out at the beginning of April The elite families want to own the latest in thing and when money comes easy anything is possible Congressman passed the bill and now to show good faith he must have a show pet Human s are being genetically modified to perfection Petite articulate and beautiful Greenwich takes the best girls fromthe kennel and trains them to be prize pets A must have toy for every rich family Ella is chosen as the congressman s pet and is welcomed into their home She is dressed like a doll and shown off at parties Ella struggles to fit into her life Her training didn t include how to play with children and Ruby The congressman s daughter is desperate for a friend The family are difficult to read when you don t know what s the right thing to do Perfected is Ella s story She sees our strange world and try s to fit in as a good pet Not everyone is happy with humans being kept as pets and Ella has to try to work out how to exist She likes Ruby and wants to please her but it doesn t come naturally to Ella Penn is the Congressman s son and he makes Ella want things she shouldn t Can she find a little slice of happiness in this cruel world I like controversial stories and forbidden romance This was an interesting concept and Ella was a well thought out character She behaves like someone who isn t world wise and she struggles with her inner voice 45 stars out of 5 This is a great start to a series I received an ARC via Netgalley in exchange for an honest review I m lucky enough to be reading the continuous series so stay tuned for


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  • Kindle Edition
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  • Perfected Perfected #1
  • Kate Jarvik Birch
  • English
  • 26 August 2020
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